RAPTURE ROAD TRIP!

So, lemme get this straight. The righteous are gonna spend this long weekend floating up into the Heavens..? HA! Thank goodness that ain't gonna affect our numbers any!


(Besides, we booked a private box for the Apocalypse. They do not want to lose our deposit.)


Since we know all you Riot Girls fans'll be sticking around with us on this here earthly plane, have we got the party for you! The Whidbey Island Roller Girls have invited us down south to Battle for The Border! 

Doors open at 5:30 at Skagit Skate in Burlington, Washington (where I'm told there is no Coat Factory) and expect that first whistle at 6. Click here for details and ticket info, and we'll see you all stateside!