Rollin' Out

It's with a heavy heart (yeah, it turns out we do have those!) that your favourite band of motley mercenaries announces the retirement of #007 Percy Galore, mistress of the pack and general babe-about-town.

Try to control your wailing and your gnashing of teeth, friends. Percy ain't sure she's hanging up her skates for good just yet, and we're willing to bet that she'll be popping up again... somewhere. (Some little league in some tiny town is going to hear the Littlest Hobo theme song and wonder what the hell...)


Riot Girls for Life, dude. The door to the Compound is always open (and if I'm passed out in front of it, just use the secret knock. We'll have our monkey butler by then for sure!) We'll miss you.