Why Can't We Be Friends? (To the tune of 'Why Can't We Be Friends?')

Tomorrow's game day people, and you've got scant little time to pick up those cheap advance tickets! (Haha, yeah right. We know you got yours weeks ago... *wink* ) Us fine young Canadian girls and our sisters down south are going toestop to toestop once again!

First whistle of the wicked amazing, totally outrageous DOUBLE FREAKIN' HEADER blows at 6pm and that's when we, your Soldiers of Awesome, take to the track to take down The Tidepool, up across the border from Tacoma's Dockyard Derby Dames! We've been training hella hard (yeah, even during the Cup run. Yes, seriously!) and we're ready to freakin' rampage at the PNE Forum. Bring your loudest battle cries, Riot Fans - we're eyeing that first win at home!

Stick around for the second bout of the night when the league champion Bad Reputations take on the Taco Kickers outta Everett, Washington. It's gonna be awesome, you can quote me on that.