Tuesday, August 16, 2011

Get to know your Riot Girls! Stoli Von Stingray #750ml

Here's where Terminal City's Riot Girls answer all of your burning questions! (Questions about your burning should be directed elsewhere.) Got a good one that didn't get covered? Email us!


WHAT'S THE STORY BEHIND YOUR NAME?
Stoli = just delicious
Stingray = a hot car. Muscley and powerful. A mean, pointy little creature.
Von = adds a touch of class. I’m 100% class, right down the line.

WHAT'S THE STORY BEHIND YOUR NUMBER?
it's a good size bottle

HOW MANY SEASONS HAVE YOU PLAYED?
4-ish?

WHAT DREW YOU TO DERBY?
At first, it looked like a sport for non-athletes. It was the freaks and rad cool women doing sports, not ‘typical jocks.’ I was not an athlete before roller derby. I saw the Rollergirls A&E show and thought, wow, maybe I could do this too! I need to do this!
(I found out later it is a sport for athletes, and that makes it even more awesome!)

WHAT'S THE BEST PART OF BEING A RIOT GIRL?
All of it!

SUPERMAN'S A MILD MANNERED REPORTER. BATMAN'S A MILLIONAIRE PLAYBOY.
WHAT'S YOUR SECRET IDENTITY UP TO WHEN YOU HANG UP THE TIGHTS?
I’m a sometimes cranky health librarian.

CAN YOU DRAW ME A PICTURE?
Find any 3-year-old child and use their picture. My talents lie elsewhere.

YOU JUST WON A MILLION DOLLARS! WHAT DO YOU DO?
Buy the TCRG a warehouse already!
Buy a transition house for rape relief & women’s shelter
Buy me a house!
Take a super-extended vacation to a tropical paradise or 2 or 3 or more
Rent an MRI and hyperbaric oxygen chamber and orthopedic surgeon from the Canucks for the TCRG
Visit the polar bears in Churchill Manitoba, adopt them, and make the ice come back.
Please make it $10 million dollars that I win, along with magical anti-global warming powers!
(got a bit carried away with that one)

WHAT'S THE RECIPE FOR YOUR SIGNATURE DRINK?
Hmm, where to start….there’s a few:
1) Vanilla stoli & limoncello, over ice
2) Raspberry stoli & juice, any juice
3) Straight up stoli
4) Ice, arnica & ibuprofen: the three-pronged approach

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