Tuesday, August 16, 2011

Get to know your Riot Girls! Shift Kicker #27

Here's where Terminal City's Riot Girls answer all of your burning questions! (Questions about your burning should be directed elsewhere.) Got a good one that didn't get covered? Email us!



WHAT'S THE STORY BEHIND YOUR NAME?
My 6yr old (at the time) son named me after his favorite Hot Wheels car. He had no idea why the word "Shift" is funny to adults.

WHAT'S THE STORY BEHIND YOUR NUMBER?
Was my bike courier call number

HOW MANY SEASONS HAVE YOU PLAYED?
5

WHAT POSITION DO YOU PLAY?
blocker- preferably back

WHAT DREW YOU TO DERBY?
Um, it's awesome.

WHAT'S YOUR BEST DERBY STORY?
That's for private.

WHAT'S THE MOST NON-DERBY THING YOU DO?
I crochet doilies. Really pretty doilies.

YOU GET HAMMERED AND DECIDE TO START A BAND! WHAT DO YOU CALL IT?
Sancho Hamwich and His Harlots

SUPERMAN'S A MILD MANNERED REPORTER. BATMAN'S A MILLIONAIRE PLAYBOY. WHAT'S YOUR SECRET IDENTITY UP TO WHEN YOU HANG UP THE TIGHTS?
Nerdy suburban housewife

WHO WOULD PLAY YOU IN THE MOVIE OF YOUR LIFE?
Shirley Temple

CAN YOU DRAW ME A PICTURE?
I could, but I would have to charge you major coin. I went to art school, you know.

YOU JUST WON A MILLION DOLLARS. WHAT DO YOU DO?
Buy a roller rink

IF I COULD OPEN UP YOUR BRAIN AND DIRECT DEPOSIT A NEW SKILL, WHAT WOULD YOU CHOOSE?
Mind reading

DO YOU HAVE A SIGNATURE KARAOKE SONG?
Nope. I am too uncool for karaoke.

WHAT'S THE BEST PART OF BEING A RIOT GIRL?
My team mates are amazing.

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